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Subject: Have a laff
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gbird38 3.12.09 - 10:13am
What do u call a 30 stone glasgow prostitute? ...... A weighty ! *
gbird38 3.12.09 - 10:21am
2 men are at the opposite side of the world but are thinkin the exact same thing. 1 is walking a tightrope between 2 skyscr*pers the other having a from an 85yr old woman. What are they both thinking? ................... Dont look down! *
gbird38 3.12.09 - 10:24am
Whats a 9v battery and a womans a*sehole got in common? .... You know its wrong but eventually ur gonna touch it with ur tongue! *
gbird38 3.12.09 - 10:27am
Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? ...... U cant marmalade ur up ur girlfriends a*se! *
gbird38 3.12.09 - 10:31am
Pml the next 1 is ma fave *
gbird38 3.12.09 - 10:46am
2 mexicans lost in the desert, thirsty & hungry ... They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon, smoked, crispy, juicy bacon ... 'hey pepe' says the 1st mexican, 'ees a bacon tree, we r saved!' then he runs to the tree. As he gets within 5ft of it hes gunned down in a hail of bullets. 2nd mexican shouts 'pepe, wat appended?' with his last breath pepe shouts 'run amigo, ees not a bacon tree, ees a Ham bush!' *
gbird38 3.12.09 - 11:10am
A dad takes his kids to the zoo. When they get inside theres just 1 cage with 1 small dog sitting inside it. He storms to the office to complain 'u call this a zoo?! Its just 1 ing dog in a cage!'. The ticket seller calmly replies 'thats right sir. Its a s**tzhu' *
lileggo 10.12.09 - 09:26pm
2 bits of tarmac are talkin in a pub when in walks a red bit of tarmac.. the 1st bit of tarmac says to the 2nd..u best watch that red tarmac hes nuts... hes a cycle path... (psycopath) *
gbird38 10.12.09 - 09:36pm
A koala bear picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times, s her n all over her t*ts n she loves it. The finish n the hooker asks him for money. The koala just shrugs. The hooker grabs a dictionary, looks up the word hooker n shows him. It says 'gets paid for s*x'. The koala grabs the book, looks up the word koala n shows her. It says 'eats bush, shoots and leaves' *
lileggo 11.12.09 - 01:56am
young guys mad bout tractors n stuff he got posters up on his wall n stuff..
one day he goes to a show wi tractors
he climbs up on one n a farmer spots him n gives him a row so the boy jumps off n runs home cryin
he rips down all the posters...really upset
yrs pass n hes in the pub wi his mates but its all smoky
they tell him come on lets go its too smoky
but he says wait...then s*cks all the smoke with one breath
they say how did u manage to do that?
he says easy... i was an ex tractor fan *
